This is how a night goes with my hubby!
Picture it! Me: Tired as hell from not getting much sleep since I have a snot party going on in my nose! I'm doozing off to sleep when my hubby says:
Hubby: "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah" (speaking about work or the fire department...I'm too tired to care!)
Me: "I'm don't know Honey, Good Night!"
Hubby: "Yada, Yada, Yada, Ya" (still speaking about work or the fire department...I'm still to freaking tired to give a crud!)
Me: "huh, okay! Good Night Honey!" (When I say good night I'm praying that he gets the clue)
Hubby: "Whine, Whine, Whine!) (Just not getting the clue yet!)
Me: "Honey, I am really tired and I'm drifting in and out of sleep! Whatever your talking about I'm not listening to you and your annoying me!"
Quiet! Finally......Peace and Quiet! Ahhhhh.....slumber....here I come!
Hubby: "My butt itches!"
*I screamed at him at this point, told him to put some lotion on his ass and go sleep on the fricking couch!!!!
He L.O.V.E.S. to annoy the shit out of me! I'm going to rip out his pancreas and bitch slap him with it somday!
There are some great questions that you asked! I'm going to have to put a block on this web page stating that there is adult content on my blog! Plus, it will keep the prudy, better then sex people out! Babies!
I'll keep it real though....oh yeah! You ask, you shall receive! Kathryn's question about my most embarrassing sex moment is going to make you all pee your pants! I'm worried....but I'll still give it straight! That's me!
Did I ever tell you that my nick name in school was "Pissy Krissy?" Obviously, peeing my pants has been a problem with me for years! I have kidney problems people!!!! :-)
Anywho....this was just a big mumble of shit! I didn't have anything to speak of unless you want to hear about me chasing my Diva around the room for 15min b/c she has a tooth that's just hanging there and won't pull it out! She slipped and fell and I thought maybe she knocked it out but nope....I think she just loosened another one! Or if you want to hear how I have been searching endlessly for a shirt for Saturday night (Big Fireman's Dance) and cannot find one b/c they don't make cute shirts for big boobed ladies! Asses! Or how I saw a man that had the worse case of "Mullet Madness" that I've ever seen! He's channelling Billy Ray back in his mullet days! Or how my Diva kicked ass in dance class yesterday and looks hot! She rocks!
Nah...I don't think you want to hear any of that! So, come back tomorrow (or the next day) and we will get those questions answered. And if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, read the earlier entry! And put your head in the gutter, YEAH BABY! I'll give those naysayers something to talk about! Because I'm a shit like that!
Tell me...Are you dirty or not????
11 comments:
I saw it right away! OMG how could you not see that? BTW - Pissy Krissy? I love that.
LOOOOOOOOVE the picture! LOL
ANyway, I totally hear ya on finding shirts for the big boobed crowd. They don't make much that isn't MATRONLY looking! IT drives me insane!
HAHA!! How can you NOT see it? It is pretty obvious, isn't it? Hilarious!
Feel better, lday!
Great picture--ramblings are fine too! Have a great time at the dance even if you're wearing a shirt that has been seen before, because the boobs will get the attention they deserve, not the shirt!!!
Oh, I see it.
I'm worried about you at the dance...don't let out any of those green gaseous fumes on the dance floor!
I'm dirty......
ha ha ha that's awesome!
Alright...I've tried to comment on this one a couple times today but having some network issues. Thanks for the funny pic.
Great picture. Found your site from a friends comment. I will probably be stopping by again. BTW we are kinda in the same business.
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