Friday, February 22, 2008




Reasons to not do yoga NAKED!


1) Blubber is not pretty no matter which way you look at it!!!


2) It is never a good idea to have your nose by the "brown eye" when you are not wearing any clothing to act as a smell barrier!

3) You will end up with a black eye and a fat lip from your boobage!


4) Your children would have to seek therapy for years upon seeing you naked and in compromising positions!!
And Finally!


5) When you break your back by turning yourself into a human pretzel you will have no choice but to call 911!


"A Toy Story"

The original casting!




Have a great weekend friends.....don't forget to laugh!

8 comments:

Nickie said...

Ha, ha--naked yoga and the brown eye. Even better is the Toy Story comic--animated dildos always make me laugh!

Mike Golch said...

Krissy,you have out done your self this time Girl.I cannot even think of trying yoga,besides a 300lbs fool like me would fall over sideways and look like a beached whale not a pretty site.
The toy story thing,RIGHT ON!!!

Huckdoll said...

Loved it! Awe, I've missed you so much!! I don't think yoga is a good idea at all...nekkid or not :)

Amy said...

Yeah, I'm not doing yoga fully clothed. OUCH!

noble pig said...

Okay, "the brown eye" I've never heard it referred to as that but it is going my new one-liner!

Don Mills Diva said...

Naked yoga is NEVER a good idea! SHUDDER!

Kathryn said...

I'm pretty sure I would not get a black eye from my boobage (very little boobage to speak of) but I really don't want to try naked yoga anyway.
Thanks for the tips and the laugh!
Have a great weekend!

Grandy said...

NICE!! I've missed you cracka mama!! Thanks for making me smile!!! :)