Sunday, February 24, 2008

Ugg....
I say it everytime I drink and I'm saying it again...

"I SHOULD NEVER DRINK!!"

My body goes into alcohol shock or something! It's like a full blown "Battle of the Brown Bottle" going on inside of me!

Anway...I had a great girls night out last night! We danced, we laughed, we pissed ourselves, we danced with gay men, we looked hot, we drank, we smoke, we did it all! We even went to the strip club and put those strippers to shame! LOL! It was just a good ole' time and we partied better then the rockstars!

The small little po-dunk town is in pure disbelief and I'm sure I am the hot topic today (we started off here before going into the big city)! Ahhh...let em talk and say their "Hell Mary's " for me! It makes my life interesting!!!

You would not believe this but I don't have any pictures to speak of!!! *Gasp* I didn't want to drag the camera around all night and my phone was dead!

So today I am cleaning and doing loads of laundry and saying a ton of prayers! Not only do I feel like shit (and note....I didn't get drunk...I was feeling good, but not drunk!) but we decided to have a "party after the party" and eat some pizza (which was not such a good idea! Let's just say that we could have fueled a small world country with the amount of gas we released!) and didn't get to bed until 4:30am and then up by 8am! So, I am saying some serious prayers today!

"Dear Lord.....
Please help me not scream at my daugter who insists on begging for the world today"

Or

"Dear God.....
Why does everyone in my address book insist on calling me today?"

Or

"Dear Jesus....
I need patience because I cannot listen to another radio disney song or watch another CSI re-run today!"

This is just a few of my pleas today!! And now I am going to put my PJ's on and make some soup and do some homework and fight with the dogs and beat my hubby up over the remote and
repeat every word 4X's b/c my daughter says "HuH?" all the time and tell my hubby "no" 500X's and piss with the chores and blah, blah, blah!!! Yeah for Firecracker!!!
Love ya guys!
Hope you all had a great weekend!

5 comments:

Mike Golch said...

well I can relate to every thing just go away,I have had some real humdinger of my own,at least you did not try to do a chorus line dance on top or the bar did you?well I did.There were some days that my head would be banging and I would think man I must of had a good time last night,but boy am I paying for it today.I am so glad that I have been sober for 17 years,and donot go out any more.

A Buns Life said...

I have one of those nights and then day afters about 2x a year and swear every time I won't do it again.....it is always worth it while I am doing it, just not the 2-3 days it takes me to get over it. :)

Kathryn said...

Well, sounds like you had quite the weekend! Good for you. Now get off the computer and go nurse yourself back to health.
:)

Huckdoll said...

Another fab post! You crack me up so badly sweetie!

I'm glad to hear you got out and had a blast...I'm actually green with envy over it.

Nickie said...

A fun time was had by all--sorry you felt so crappy, hope today is better.