A bunny, a defensless little bunny, decided to committ suicide today! And the little rascal decided that the car in front of me wasn't worthy of destroying it.....nope.....it decided that I was! This my friends, is not a something I want to be worthy at!
I was taking Diva to school. We were jamming to some Hannah Montana. Life was all good! Diva didn't give me the usual morning shake down! You know, the "I don't want to wear that...it feels funny" or the "mom.....I don't like those jeans!". Hubby wasn't tormenting me today. He had a meeting and had to go so screwing with me wasn't in the cards today! The dogs didn't go outside and bark for 40min while I stood at the top of the stairs threatening their lives or bribbing them with treats. They did their business and remarkabley trotted their happy but frozen rear ends back inside! I was in la-la land today! I was able to make the beds without fighting with anyone, I was able to clean up the breakfast chaos without screaming at anyone! Pure morning bliss I tell ya!
Then just like that, I kill a bunny! Diva was mortified at first! I tried to hit the breaks, but the little thing was determined!
"MOM! Did you just run over that bunny????"
I quickly analyze the situation! I could see in my rear view mirror that the bunny just met it's maker, and I didn't by the Grace of God miss the poor thing!!! If I told Diva the truth, it would cause pure havoc in our blissful day. And she has a huge science test today! She would most certainly not be thinking of the Periodic Table but instead she would be consumed with grief! So, I did what any rational parent would do! I lied!
"No Diva, that was a hunk of ice that I just ran over! The bunny made it to the other side of the road!!!"
Diva is a smart one! Dang it! Why does she have to be so smart! She felt the car go "bump, bump!"
"Mom, I think you killed the bunny!! Swear that you didn't just kill a BUNNY!"
I lied again! Another moment in the "Crappy Mom Moments" to write down!!1
"I swear, the bunny is fine Diva!"
*The ice block just happened to have 2 floppy ears and a cute little cottonball tail! WHhhhhaaaa!
I hate killing animals! I have been known to swerve at other vehicles just to save a poor squirrel with nuts in it's mouth! I put my life in danger to save those little rodents! I am a lover, not a hater! Okay, sometimes! But regardless....I love animals. Have you seen those pedigree commercials where the little dog is looking through the cage hoping to get adopted. Well, that commercial makes me roll tears big time! We've already established that I am a lack-of-hormonal-anxiety ridden-panic attack-ticking time bomb! When it comes to children and animals....I'm overly passionate!!! So, killing a bunny makes me double up on the meds!!!!
So, this bunny isn't going to be hopping down any bunny trails. It isn't going to do the bunny hop any longer. No more Easter eggs, no more twitching it's cute little nose! Nothing! It's in egg heaven now! R.I.P little bunny!!!
Guess what??? I know how to hyperlink now!
"Old McKrissy had a blog, eeeeiiiiieeeeiiiioooooo
And on this blog she had a hyperlink! EEEeeeeiiiiiiieeeeeeiiiiiiioooooo!
Oh you just wait! If I wasn't grieving I would so have all my new friends hyperlinked! Give me time sweet things! And....I'm working on a blog roll!
And, I was invited to a new wife blog. It's a private one but if you want to join with us, you are welcome. It's great and "sex" is a very hot topic right now! I sorta, kinda wish that they would talk about emotional issues and disasterous women like myself....
I don't like to be alone!!!!! So let me know if you want me to invite you! I don't want to invite people who don't wish to attend so let's just do it the easy way. If you want to join the group, leave me a comment or send an email!