Sunday, February 3, 2008

The bitches in the world!!!

I had the fun experience of going to get the tags for our vehicles the other day! This experience is like someone ripping off your head and shitting in your neck!

First of all, there is always a line that extends a mile back from the windows. And they have 15 windows but only have 3 open! WTF!!!! So, if you are standing in line for an hour, you get really pissy! Like livid mad, okay! So, most of the time you are standing in line with a bunch of groucho's and making new friends is impossible! Alright!

*Give me a second....I need to go smoke and take some extra meds to get this story out.....my blood is boiling now!!!
Okay, I'm back!

Soooo, the numb-nuts at the DMV (I think this is what it's called!) send out little reminders that you need new tags. Apparantely, you need to bring this with you upon getting your tags! I didn't!!!!! This is the conversation!
Bitch: "May I help you?"

(I took a picture of the bitch...here she is!)









Me: "I need to get tags, I forgot the reminder slip though! Can you look it up by last name?"

Bitch: "No, we look it up by vin numbers or license plate numbers only"

Me: "Your flipping kidding me right?? You have our name on the reminder!"

Bitch: "Do you have the license plate numbers?"

Me: "No, I drove one of the cars here but I obviously I don't have the other vehicle and I didn't ride the motorcycle here, it's only 20below zero out!" (thinking I was making a funny)

Bitch: "Well, go home and get the paper, then come back!"
(at this time I look back at the line that is now 2 miles long and get pissed!)

Me: "Listen, I am not doing that! I live 15miles away and I don't have time to hang out at the DMV! So, do me a favor and see if you can find the vehicles....OKAY? Do you need social security numbers or something?"

I look like this now!









Bitch: *huffing and puffing but realizing that I can be a bitch too! "Fine, I'll look....what's your ssn?"
Me: *rattling them off! Then I notice that she typed in our last name and poof...just like that.....there are our vehicles!

Bitch: "Is this them????" (as sarcastically as she could possibly be)
Me: "So, in the 5 minutes that you sat and argued with me you could have just as easily have done this! You are wasting MY time just to be a grumpy old bitch? Seriously, yes those are them!"

*Then I realize that in the 15 steps from the line to her window I stepped in gum! Just fucking great!!!

Me: "Do you have a tissue?"

Bitch: "Why?"

Me: "Because I stepped on a piece of gum! Okay??? But I could just throw it back on the floor if you wish lady!"

*I'm beginning to lose what's left of my patience at this point! I'm visually ripping off this ladies ears and stuffing them down her throat! I've gone past pissed to infuriated!

Bitch: *grumpily grabbing some tissue and then throwing it at me! Not handing it to me....litarally threw it at me!!!!

Me: "Seriously, do you have to be so rude???

Bitch: Doesn't say a word....gives me my tags and then yells "NEXT" in my ear!!!!
I turn around and see the shock in the next person in lines face! She was praying that she didn't get this bitchy chick! I give her a sympathy grin, turn back around to the snot and yell "Have a nice day!" (kill them with kindness!)
Okay, if your job sucks that bad, then quit you pitiful people! I have never met a nice soul there! They are pathetic! No one needs to be that hateful! Ahhhhhh!

Oh, I am so writing a nasty letter to them! Not that it will help, but I'm going to have a smack down with them! I'm going to have sweet dreams of firing them all and then seeing them all standing down at the unemployment agency, sulking b/c their lives suck! *insert witch cackle*
Vengance will be mine!!!!!

DMV People: (if your reading this, which I know your not but I wish you were!)

Get a different fricking job you assholes! You are most likely the most hated people in the state of South Dakota! You are a bunch of hateful losers! You suck, you suck, you suck! You S-U-C-K! Do you see how flustered you have me! I can't even write damn it! You life haters!!!!

Agghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

I need another smoke!!!! And a drink!

Hey...

"Are you ready for some Football?!"

Superbowl Sunday BABY!!!!!!!!

And thanks for all the wonderful emails and comments I get! Thanks for letting me be myself!!!!

Kisses!




This is me being myself!
No makup, no nothing!
eeeecccckkkk!

10 comments:

The MomBabe said...

Oi, I hate going to the DMV. Excuse me, MVD, as they have now changed it here. stupid people.

meanwhile, thanks for stopping by! And if you want, I could help you out, template-wise and all...

Mike Golch said...

Who is sounds like the bmv,thats what it is called here in The buckeye state!
Just remember that you can't soar like and eagle when you surounded by turkeys(the dmv workers)
Paece and love your way.Mikey said that!

jess said...

oh that's funny.

the line at our dmv is effing huge, too. it extends down the hallway and a flight of stairs on really bad days. but our ladies in the dmv here are really nice.

you didn't ride you MOTORCYCLE there in january? what the hell is wrong with you? live a little!!

Don Mills Diva said...

Stuff like that drives me insane!!! Isn't it their job to help people? If you can look it up then LOOK IT UP! I turn into such a terrier when I ecnounter this kind of thing but I feel worse for people who just walk away in defeat. I have found that if you keep bugging it's amazing how "impossible" things get done. Great post.

The MomBabe said...

Will do. Let me know what colors you like and I'll get right on it...

sweetmommybingham@gmail.com

plus I need your login info.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I hate people like that...it is SO hard not to stoop to their level! UGH!

I am aggravated for you!


PS: You look great as yourself! I love running around with no makeup...as LONG as I don't have to see too many people! hee-hee

I will drink a cocktail in your honor! :)

Smitty76 said...

Even without makeup you are too cute!!!

And I feel your pain about the DMV...I NEVER have a good experience there. Yuck!

girlymom said...

What a nasty lady. I had to renew ours too, but our reminder came with a PIN this time so I was able to do it all on the computer. LOVE-IT!

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