Old Bats!!!

OMG...I made it through Diva's school break! I didn't hang her by her toes, I didn't pull my hair out, I didn't sit in a corner rocking back and forth muttering unrecognizable words drooling in a cup (okay, I did drool in a cup!)! I made it!!!

And Diva is not harmed! Her friends made it home without a mark on them and my hubby is still alive! So, I survived!!!! *firecracker takes a collective sigh of relief*

I'm telling you what people......having one child is not as easy as it looks! My therory is that one lonely child is hard work! She is bossy, needy, bored, mouthy, whiny and moody! Gee....she sorta sounds like me!

I need to start watching my road rage though! Diva is picking up on it lately! Yesterday, we were in the car after going to the grocery store (and me telling her "NO" over 5000X's) when we came upon a four-way stop! There was a car coming, but was not yet at the stop sign so I proceeded to edge forward! Then I noticed that this boat of a car was not going to stop! I slammed on the breaks and utter a few choice words that would make a sailor blush! I notice that the on coming car was being manuvered by a 100yr old lady! So, being that I always have more tolerance and compassion for my elders I wave the old bat thru! What does this wrinkled raisen do......she flips me off! Yep, the old goat was pissed at me even though I was not in the wrong! Nevermind the fact that this blue hair couldn't even see over the steering wheel! I stare at her in amazement! Diva on the other hand is dumbfounded!

Diva: "Oh My Gosh.......that old lady just gave you the bad finger! She was the one who didn't stop! What is the matter with her??? What a mean old women!!! I'm NOT gonna be nice to her if I ever see her around town!!! And will not help her across the street EVER!!!"

*note: Diva has never helped an old person across the street and one time she told me that old people stink so she is not a lover of elders like her mom! And she doesn't like babies either b/c they poop their pants and stink!

*note: Diva is infaturated with farting and pooping so this makes no sense to me!!! Diva farts at least 20x's a day and is a fart sniffer! Do you see the irony here???

*note: I need a beer!!!!!!

I'm really screwing this kid up, eh???

*note: Forget the beer....I'm going straight for the taquilla with the worm!!!

This is Diva....dressed as a ghoul! I will not insert a comment here!

By the way......just a quick note! I got a few emails that were less then friendly! These so called people obviously think I am the devil for selling PartyGals. This made me laugh until I dribbled in my spanx! Honestly, if you don't like coming here.....ummmm....I don't know..maybe don't come back you idiots!!! And your emails make me giggle! They are not hurtful and they are not worth your time!! Have a great day!