Tuesday, February 12, 2008

My quirky quirknesses!

I'm getting on the gravy train people!!!!
I'm weird, I'm out there, I'm well.....quirky! So be prepared for some outrageous stuff!

Here we go!

1) I cannot stand the feel of wool! Just talking about it makes me squirm and itch! If I'm out shopping and I accidentally touch wool, I have to wipe my hands on my jeans a few hundred times!!!

"Wear more cotton! Keep sheep warm!"

2) When I get overwhelmed with anxiety, I like to hang my head over the side of the bed!

And sometimes I do it just to be a super-dooper tard too!

3) I love the smell of magic markers! I have never been high before so I can't tell you if I get high when I sniff them but I have been known to have a black mark on the tip of my nose!!!


4) I hate feet! This is a common one and I've noticed that there are many who hurl from nasty feet too.....but I gag at nasty feet!!!! ACK!
This is what you get if you google "picture of ugly feet! I went into convulsions!!!! *GAG, RETCH, PUKE*
The horror, the....the.....the hairy toes, the....the....toe nail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5) I love, love, love Q-tips! I think I have had orgasms from cleaning out my ears! If we run out of Q-Tips, I curl up in a ball and scream like a straight boy in a gay bar!!!!
Well....that's all I'm giving to ya this time friends! Hey, I can't give it up that easy! I'm not a cheap date on prom night people! ;0)
Til next time!
BTW....I miss you too Stacy! See you for the big party on Friday! Nickie~your the best girl EVAH! See you on Friday too! Hugs!


OHmommy said...

YUCK! I hate toes!

Why, oh, why Krissy must you post pictures that make me LAUGH out loud?

BTW, can you turn off your word identification on blogger? I can't spell for the life of me and it is so hard for me to follow word indetcitaion,,,,

OHmommy said...

See... I. Can't. Spell. Let alone follow word indednitfiatoin/

OHmommy said...

OK... maybe it is the wine!

krissy said...

What the heck is word identification and where do I turn it off??? Ohmommy, you are a cool ass chick though! You make me laugh too! Now go drink more wine!!!

FUN-ky Mama said...

Have you seen my post about feet? You'll LOVE it. (insert evil laugh here)

Sandy C. said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! That. was. gross. *Note to self- visit Firecracker mom well before going to bed! ;)

I love magic markers too.

Huckdoll said...

Oh my God! Get this. I was Q-Tipping my ears out yesterday and I was thinking, holy crap, I must include how orgasmic I feel about QTips and cleaning my ears. But I forgot!!

ME TOO!!!!! Holy crap. We are sisters.

Laura said...

You are so funny!!!!

Thanks for stopping by my blog! Looking forward to swapping stories and laughs!

♥♥♥ A- Licious ♥♥♥ said...

funny - good one - thanks for playing along! :-)

(the feet pic grossed me out major though)


Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Ok, that foot pic is gross. Like hairball in the throat gross.

AND THE MUPPETS FREAK YOU OUT? I need to perform a muppet intervention!! QUICK!!!


Kathryn said...

Wow. Q-tips, huh? Imagine that.
I hate feet too. Disgusting. Except baby feet. Love 'em. Want to eat the stinky little baby feet. Mmmmmm.
Thanks for all your comments at my blog! I puffy heart you big time!

jess said...

nice cleavage in that upside down shot...


jess said...

and i wouldn't recommend turning off the word verification...it keeps spammers away...

Smitty76 said...

Those are hilarious...but next time I can do WITHOUT that narsty big 'ol pic of gross-disgusting-gag worthy FEET!!!! *SHUDDER*

Smitty76 said...

By the way, I love the smell of rubber. I mean LOVE-LOVE-LOVE it. Tire stores (I think I posted about this before) and shoe stores to me are a heavenly smell....I guess we all have our WEIRD favorite smells. LOL

Around The Funny Farm said...


Good Quirks!! lol


Mike Golch said...

Krissy,you are a gal after my own heart your pics ROCK!!!!!!!!!
I agree about not useing the word verification.I transpose letters and it taks me a while to get it right.That the main reason I shut mine off.that when I answer someones comments I don't have to try 3 or 4 times to post my own commwnts on my siet.

Amy said...

That foot has to be the nastiest thing I've ever seen. I think I'm going to have nightmares now. EWW!

Nickie said...

Oh the horror of those pics! I guess I love to hate them and I love the laugh. Thanks for the shout out Krissy. See U Friday.