The Birthday Bash!!!!!

Lynard gracefully (ummm....or not so gracefully)

eased into the 40's.....at least we know her bones in her butt are not that brittle.....Yet!

"Hi...I'm here.....Let's start this Paaarrrrttttyyy.....Whooooo-hooo"

Oh look at that chicky behind Lynard! Who is that??? Why, that's my friend Nickie who always comments on my blog! She's my therapist too! She needs her own damn blog people!!!!!

Okay anyway, back to the Paaaaarrrrrtttttyyyy!!!!

This is my best girly from the old hood, Jen!

"Don't you wish you girlfriends were hot like me??"

"Don't cha???"

(courtesty of the Pussycat dolls!)

Oh look, there's my tattooed momma and Lynard's friend Nick! Nick is a freaking hoot people! He very openly likes men and is very happy to answer any questions you may have. Okay, well....when firecracker drinks a little too much, I tend to ask a lot of questions! I am more educated on gay men then anyone else out there! I'll spare you the details but I will say at one point I asked if he needed to buy a strap-on from me (yes...I do have them but I have never sold one.....now I know why!). He gave me a very inquisitive look that suggested I was pretty stupid! Oops! Love you NICK and tattoo girl....I love my tattoo momma! She is the sweetest thing since snickers bars! Mwah!

These are some of the Target workers (Lynard is the Target Diva). But hey, mister, do you need a kleenex???? Ack! Or was it just an itch????????

"Well hello cupcake! I'll be eating one of you pretty soon and I'll also have one shoved up my nose by my super-dooper sexy friend, Firecracker!"



Me got thristy! Got milk?????

Kyle wanted to be blog worthy! It's like being on the front page of the newspaper or something! Hi Kyle......You are so blog worthy sweety!!!!



Some karaoke please! Lynard was smoking in that shirt!

Trust me.....there are more photos to come!!!!