Top 10 reasons having big boobs rock!
10. You can make your hubby swoon just by taking off your bra!
9. You can get the attention of the mechanic who is trying to screw you over on your bill. A little more cleavage, a little more flirting, a little more provocative and poof....you get your way!
8. Your baby would never go hungry and you could probably feed a daycare if need be!
7. If someone asks for directions on a cold winters day and you don't want to take your hands out of your pockets to point the direction, you could use your boobs like "The big Boobed lady" in the "Simpson Movie". (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvDOr4_nzIo)
6. If someone pisses you off, just nip out and you could take out their eye in vengeance!
5. You will always get some sort of attention from your boobies at the bar!
4. You can complain to your hubby that your back hurts from carrying around your monstrous boobs all the time and there is no way you can finish the laundry today!
3. If you come upon a car accident and are a good citizen, you can always use your boobs as a neck brace and save the person from being paralyzed!
2. You can play the drums on your own titties!
1. You can draw your name in the sand at a beach by just taking off your bra!
Top 10 reasons Big Boobs suck!
10. Victoria Secrets is your own personal hell because nothing from that store ever fits correctly!
9. Ugly, drunk guys find big breasts as an invitation to talk to you and fondle you!
8. Cute shirts are a fantasy and pretty bras are a dream!
7. The act like a bib and all food is magnetically attracted to your whoppers!
6. Upon taking off your bra, a small buffet of food falls out!
5. New babies lips are instantly attracted to your girls even though they have been dried up for years!
4. No one takes you seriously, especially if you are blond.
3. You can lose weight but your heifers always makes you look bigger!
2. Somehow when eating, your boobs always touch the plate and you always have a stain on your shirt (usually where the nipples are located)
1. You hubby likes to play the "bongo's" on your feeders!
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In case you needed to know!
This pic may be disturbing! Sorry!
*note* This is NOT me!!!
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