More Sexiness......And one very long ass post.

Oh Dysfunctional Mom......What a lady. I just don't know what to say about you girl. Hard working.....working for a goal and feeling good about yourself. This picture is just adorable and I can't figure out why....is it the sexy look? Is it the pretty eyes? Is it in the pouty lips?? Is it the hip hair? I think it is watching you discover a confidence in yourself. I've been with you for awhile....and I see so much more assurance in you. You.Are.Sexy. And I loved that you involved yourself in this. And I love that you are a "friend of da firecracker!" and I love your picture. You go girl!!!!

Oh Lordy.....this is just hot sex all rolled up into some damn sexy heels. I mean look at those animal print, open toed, hooker heels over those tanned, toned legs. This is coming from a blog that is called Blessings from Above and even though I know she is talking about blessings like her children, a premature baby, a wonderful life.......I'm gonna say she was blessed with some dang stunning legs. She feels sexy because she is only 5' 2" and feels empowerment by being taller but I am also 5'2" and would not look so sexy in these because I would be walking like I had a thorn bush stuffed in between my legs and falling flat on my noggin. Jen....you are stellar.

I'm supposed to have a few more takers but for some reason haven't received their picture yet. I cannot wait until I get them. And some are still showing fear that they are not sexy. And for you bloggers, can I say this.....I have seen pictures of you already on your blog and I have read your post and believe me....if you cannot find a picture or a purpose to feeling sexy, let me do it for you. Because I am obviously seeing something that you cannot see yourself. Like being a darn good mom, or having faith that is amazing to see, or the color of your hair, or the color of your eyes. Take a picture of your eyes and send it to me, or a picture of your hair, or a picture of your prized possessions, like your kids, because they are your sexiness. I'm trying to focus on finding something you feel confident about and showing it to the world.

So, I have some pics of my friends and because they are my friends then they cannot tell me that I can't put their picture on the net I'm just gonna do it anyway. Some I won't because they may not feel comfortable about it and if I know my friends then I know who to not include. But I still could find a sexy picture of you or a reason for your sexiness.

First, Tattooed Mama (Stacy) is a girl with a spirit of rebellion. She doesn't care that she is "different" then all the "look at me, look at me!" girls. She has been judged.....and it pisses me off. Because I for one think that she is a very beautiful gal. I love her! She is a great mother, a great daughter/sister/friend/girlfriend. She is a beautiful soul. I wish she would blog, because you would love her. But I can't seem to get her to jump on this bandwagon. And her sexiness is tattoos. She is the reason I got my first tattoo because I wanted to join her club. And now I have the itch for more. Sassy, Sexy and brave. My girl....Stacy!

P.S. My birthday is Tuesday and I am taking donations to get a new tattoo!!! Just in case you wanted to know that. It's free will and I will write you a receipt so you can claim it on taxes. Just in case! LOL! Kidding people....

I can't have a post without my BFF Lynard in it. Lynard (Skynard) is a firecracker too. We are so much alike and mostly alike because we are always loud, crazy, adventurous, attention getters and we both love to laugh. She is my "Wacky Wednesday" gal (when school is in session) and tonight, after meeting for a quick drink, we rode her bicycle from the bar with me on the handlebars and hubby following. At midnight, we were giggling, laughing and had tears rolling. We made it home without killing ourselves. She is smart, witty, faithful and fun. Her sexiness is her ability to always wear something cute and pull it off. Her sexiness is her craziness. She is loved by many. She is Lynard. She is sexy because she is herself. She is not ashamed of who she is. She is Lynard. And she has pretty eyes!

Nikki....your next friend. Nikki is as genuine as they get. We met through the PTO when she stood up to take on Secretary. Since then, she has become a terrific friend. She is a counselor by trade, and she has counseled me through many of bad times. What I find sexy in her is her spunk. Her control. Her happiness. She is a happy person and a happy mother and wife. Okay, it helps that she has big boobs, but her zest for life is empowering. I find it hard to say the right words for my friends, because there are so many reasons why I love them. And truly, I love her husband who is a trooper and does whatever it takes for his family. He reminds me of Craig. I love them both......and I find their sexiness the most powerful! And may I add funny as hell to this?????

Okay, I have a ton more of my friends to do....but for tonight I am going to be done. However, I was summoned by my dear sweet Brittany who has not sent me a picture yet but I will not push the issue (send me a damn sexy photo!) to do a meme. And I promised I would. So, let's get to that now.

Here are the rules: (because yes, there are always rules!)Instructions: List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now, shaping your summer. Post these instructions in your blog along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

Keep Bleeding by Leona Lewis because I think that her voice is completely seductive and nothing short of beautiful. And I have been cut open and kept bleeding by many things in my life. Her meaning is about love/guy relationship but the bigger picture for me is just life kicking my ass and making me keep bleeding.

Super Freak by Rick James this is my ringtone. And hey, there isn't anything better to describe me. Seriously. You can't deny it. "I'm a super freak, Super Freak, I'm super Freaky!"

I touch myself by the Divinyls This song is sexy, and I get sexy and touch myself when I sing it at karaoke. Nuff said.

Girls just wanna have fun by Cyndi Lauper my mantra to life. We just wanna have fun!!!! Or at least I do.

Fix you by Coldplay because I need fixing and so many people are trying so hard to fix me. Especially my hubby and daughter and family.

Sweet child O' mine by Guns and Roses because duh....greatest song ever....and I have a sweet child of mine!!!!

Everything about you by Ugly Kid JoeBecause this song cracks me up and it's all about memories......sweet memories.

Hmmmm.....rule breaker again. Anyone who wants to join the fun is welcome but make sure you comment that you did it so I can check out your selection. Sorry, but I don't follow directions very well. And it's 1:30am and I am getting damn tired.

And now for the big moment.....my award from Laskigal.

This is going to all of my readers....because it is the truth. I know....breaking the rules again. But I truly do love you all.....how can I pick only a few. Impossible. Thanks Laskigal for loving me!

I am asking for you to get your friends involved in my "Sexy Mom Challenge!" because I want to see how many ways we can all be sexy. It isn't for attention to my blog....hell....I have a hard time keeping up as is. It's for the cause. Let me know if you have any participants so I can add them here too. And for the rest of you.....get your sexy on ladies......

Hugs from a burned out firecracker......2:00 am now....what the hell was I thinking?????? If some of this doesn't make a whole lot of sense....blame it on the fact that I am tired and my ass hurts from riding 8 blocks on the handlebars of a bicycle. K?