I thought you were a friend
And now that your not
maybe I can say
I hope all of your teeth rot!
Starting rumors about me
makes you an ass
maybe you should light yourself on fire
and give it some gas!
So your having an affair
and you blame it on me
so I'm going to lift up my leg
and pee on you like you were a tree.
(to the freaks that say I started the rumor of the f'ing)
So you are a pre teen
and mouthy as hell
I just hope that you know
I'm reserving a room in jail.
That's it for now. I'm pretty sure they won't buy any of my cards. Mouthy daughter, crappy people.....it's a wonderful day.
Maybe I should just shoot myself in the foot. That would make for a better day. Or stick a hot poker up my butt. I could be optimistic and be happy I didn't have twins! Double mouthiness would send me over the edge.
Well, I'm gonna go get a bikini wax now because why not, I already feel like I got kicked at the "Y." And then I'll remove the knife out of my back.
Happy shitting fucking crappy ass son of a bitch dick Wednesday.
I won't be visiting many blogs today because I am in a fowl mood. I bet you couldn't tell.....
P.S. If you wish to buy one of these cards, they are on sale for $450,000. Yeah that's right. It's a bargain.