You see, her cousins are here. In her territory. In her turf. When she is at their house, she wears a halo. My sister and brother think that she is the funniest, wittiest child ever. But then I bring my beloved niece and nephew here, and her horns push the halo right off her head.
Sure, she loves them. Sure, she considers Kiki her best friend but she is jealous of any attention that I give to them. She is certain that we don't love her and that we love them better. She cries because we chew her ass when she acts like a snot nosed brat and doesn't understand that it is her actions that are making us do this. Let me rephrase, she understands, she just doesn't want to comprehend.
It looks like sugar and spice and everything nice, but honestly she is Tabasco sauce and pepper spray all rolled together today. What do I with this child of mine???? It's all about crying, whining, pouting, bitching, griping, moaning and groaning. What in the hell do I do? This mom is losing her flipping mind.
When the hell does school start? When? I need school to start now. I know, I'm always the mom that cries every.single.year. but if school started tomorrow I would be doing a damn cartwheel.
Help me! Help me please! I need some mommy intervention. And does anyone else ever notice that all damn day your hubby doesn't have much to say but the minute you get on to blog he has a mouthful to talk about? Or, Or, like when I am on the phone and he is talking to me and the kids are talking to me and the dogs are barking at me?
*Breathe In, Breathe Out*
Okay...how about a funny? That always cheers me up.
I need a few more pictures for my "Sexy Women Challenge!" So many people think that this is so neat so lets keep going, lets keep showing, let's keep being examples. You can do it!
"What do you think this Crop Circle means?"