Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Back to some sexiness........

I have been holding out on April from "Thoughts for my tumultuous Brain" because she is such a bundle of so many things rolled into one sexy lady. She is fun, curious, lovable, adventurous, soft hearted and so much more. She blogs to vent, to show her happiness and her fears. April has always been my advocate. Well, all of my blog friends so that isn't fair but she is still a very compatible person to me. I picked this picture out of the many pictures you can go see for yourself (July 16th post.) I chose this picture because you can see her charming smile, her kind eyes and her sexy ass cleavage. She has a hubby named Big D and because he is so charming, I did two pictures of her, one with the Big D. He is a loyal, thoughtful hubby and they mesh so well together.



Sexiness: being in love and being April.
Now, I already posted about my Tattoo Mom on the last one but then the girl out did herself and sent me a picture that shocked me. I think it is stunning. I think she is righteous. I already told you about her love of tattoos and her love of being herself. But I this good friend of mine is a God Send. She is so astonishing. I love "real" people who are not afraid to be themselves. And that is Stacey.


She is such a rebel with a cause. Now if I could get the girl to start a blog before I start one for her. Another subtle hint love.

I still have more coming, so they say. But I need more. I want the message of being sexy doesn't have to be being a model or actress. The magazines portray so much of this. They even photo shop already super thin models to make them look thinner. I am on a very big mission. My new friends, please join in. Show me what makes you feel sexy, even if it is a rubber ducky in a bubble bath. Let's work together for more self assurance.
Yesterday I spent time with Craig's side of the family and we had a terrific time. I love taking pictures of family. It's just what makes me happiest.

Diva's friend whom I call bratface (just a nickname) had a ball hanging together. Diva went camping with this friend this weekend and then Bratface joined us at our get together. And now tonight I have another friend taking up space in my home. I swear, I might as well adopt some of these children though! But Diva came home with more mosquito bites then I have ever seen plus chiggers. Oh the joys of insects.


Here they are pretending to drink some wine, because the grown ups were. So, I let them pretend. However, I am going to keep my eyes on these two ding dongs. And the weird thing is that they were so wild and crazy, I would have swore they were taking some swigs of something. I was going to give them Breathalyzers. Brats.


And because my girly parts are missing and I won't ever birth a baby again, I steal everyone that I can get my hands on. My baby hogging sister in law was in for a rude awakening when I took the baby out of her hands all night long. Plus, I called dibs on him before the baby arrived. So, she had no choice. Everyone kept stealing my chair all damn night too. So, I had to call "Quack, Quack, seat back" every time I hoisted my ass out of a chair. They don't play fair either.
Samual is Craig's cousins baby and I kissed his fat rolls all night long and kept sniffing the new baby smell. He is only 5wks old. Of course, he had gas all day so I kept sniffing his butt to make sure he didn't soil his pampers but it was always gas. And may I add that this kid could fuel a small country. Geesh.
So, today is my birthday and I get to choose whatever I want. I want piece and quiet but since my hubby Has to have a JOB this is going to be a hard task. I will kick their little butts to the pool the moment it opens and I will lay back in my couch and watch t.v. My shows. Like House Hunters or porn. Who knows where the day will lead too. Ok, I really don't watch porn by myself but maybe for my birthday I will. Just to say I did it.
I cannot wait until this weekend where I can get sloshed and most likely piss myself like I usually do when I get drunk but who cares. It's my birthday and if I want to pee my pants, it is my right. It's like when I get nervous, I will usually fart a little and then deny it or blame it on the dogs. It's just a rule.
Pictures, Pictures, Pictures. I know you all want to help the cause. No more Calista Flockhart as a role model. The girl looked like a skeleton! Ick. I would rather have my curves like JLo then look like her or Angelina Jolie. My curves just mean that I am a good eater. Yeah, that's right.....a good eater. Ha!
Sexiness is rocking on. Keep it going by linking me to your friends and getting involved. You gotta do it. I will hunt you down. I swear.

13 comments:

DysFUNctional Mom said...

I am amazed by the tattooed mama......it's beautiful and I can vouch for how much it must've hurt! I love the sexy theme, Krissy.
xoxo

Kel said...

Happy Birthday - I hope its one to remember, you definitely deserve it!
~K

April said...

Awww, you almost made me cry, that was so incredibly sweet! Love you, girl!

And that tatooed mama is HAWT! Love it!

Happy Birthday! You enjoy YOUR day!!

Nickie said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

sltbee69 said...

Happy Birthday Krissy! If laying around watching your TV shows makes you happy, I hope your family makes it possible. I vote for watching the porn by yourself too. :-)

A Buns Life said...

Happy Birthday Girl!!!! I am very far behind on A LOT of stuff, but I will see what I can do for you......

Kathryn said...

I was going to take a pic of my tattoo but it just wasn't coming out right. I'm still looking for a pic for ya!

Confessions of A Mississippi Mom said...

What a beautiful blog, what a good dedication for April & tattooed mom... you are so sweet!

Tam said...

Happy Birthday to YOU...Happy Birthday to YOU! Happy Happy Birthday to YOU KRISSY (Marylin Monroe Style)

HOPE you day was FAB!!!!

Sandy C. said...

Wow! Such beautiful ladies :) I'm so glad you're hosting this.
Love the girlie pics with wine ;)

Happy Birthday to you Krissy! Hope you have a peaceful day full of joy :)

OHmommy said...

Look at you, the best bloggy friend. What a nice description of sweet April. I love her too!

Blessings From Above said...

Happy Birthday Krissy!!!!!!!!

Michelle said...

Happy B day.
Great blog, love the tat's.
Luv that you are celebrating REAL women. kudos....