Friday, July 11, 2008

A whole lot of everything!

Well, Well, Well.......so it seems that Sandy at Momisodes loves me.........
She gave me this:


You all know how much I love that girl anyway, so it was an honor to have her choose me out of her many fans. Thanks Sandy.
I have to give this to 5 people........I don't want to give it to 5 people. I want to give it to everyone of you that comment and stick with me through my menopausal sloppiness. I may break the rules....but I'm a rule breaker.

Actually, I will give this to the girlies who take some sexy, fun photos, post them on their page and then comment back.
This is a "Sexy MOM Challenge" ladies. Just take a picture with a seductive look, your finger in your mouth, eating a banana.....I don't care. But each and everyone of us need to feel sexy at some point. And I am an advocate that women across the globe give themselves some sexiness. Do you think I was all excited about dancing a seductive dance and then putting it on the blog.....NO! But ya know what.....I felt sexy. And I felt good.

So, Brittany, Kathryn, Dysfunctional, Kel, Stacey, lasikgal, Kori, Lunanic, A buns life, sltbee, blessings from above, Grandy, Don Mills Diva, Taj, OhMommy, April, Tam, Momisodes and whoever the hell else I forgot (don't take it personally, I'm just dope and always forget someone!) GET YOUR SEXY ON!!!
Now, let's talk sex. My hubby mentioned that I don't focus on the man a lot. I don't give examples of how to arouse your man some more. Well....tonight, your men will be happy because I am steaming up the windows. WARNING: Some may not be able to continue on so don't......unless you want a happy hubby!

Did you know that men have a G-Spot too??? Well, they do. It is called their prostate. Now, most men are clamping their poop shoot shut right now but listen up, this is important.

Playing with the prostate does not make you gay......this is always the man's problem. Such silly, silly creatures.
There are many ways to play with the G-spot.
First is anal beads.....oh my God....people are freaking right now....I can hear you all going "what?!" But would you doubt the Sex Diva? Come on, open up your minds a little.

The thing is, they don't have to go all the way up the bunghole. Okay....just halfway is okay. The butt does sorta act like a vacuum so you don't want to lose these babies anyway. But as the man is getting close to convulsions, simply pull gently on the beads. If you pull hard like you were starting a lawn mower, you will have a nasty mess to clean up. But if you slowly pull.....the beads will massage the prostate and he will be in complete "Awww" after the best orgasm ever. This is a proven fact.

If you are brave, you can use your fingers and insert. Enough said on that because even I, cringe of the thought so moving on...........

Underneath the balls and between the hole you can rub in that area too. It isn't as effective...but the prostate does rest there. That could make him feel it a bit too.

Now, the problem is trying to convince your man to try this. Well, I would love to help you with that but I cannot even convince my man for the beads so Good Luck but if you research some, you will see that I am 100% correct on my information. I would not lie.......I do my research and know my shit!!!!! (no punt intended)

And one more thing....the "man danglers" have a very sensitive spot. An area where there are tons of nerves. It is the seam in between the boys. Gently, and without scratching him with your nails, rub your finger from the bottom all the way to the top. This is tricky while having intercourse but foreplay is ideal.

So, there.....men around the globe can shudder in orgasm's tonight if their women can convince them. Go here to look at the beads I feel are the best. And for information, beads are not as effective on women. And so if he says "your next" you can direct him to me. Oh, and don't forget to lube......OUCH!!!! Go here for lube. And also go here because cleaning is essential unless you want serious infections. Once a anal toy......always an anal toy! And just because I cannot leave women out....please, please try my "orgasm in a bottle" and go here and get some of this.....you are so missing out if you haven't. Just remember to insert Krissy Beaubien in the comment section if you purchase anything. And for the terrific pheromones.....go here.

This post was hard for me to write because I even have a hard time discussing it at parties. Not sure why, just do. But it is important that men get the best of the best too. Convincing them is the hard part, but do some research with them or direct them here and maybe you can add some flare to his life. Remember.....if hubby is happy, the credit cards are happy!!!!

Trolls.....go away. Not interested in your opinion. I don't want to see your emails and won't read them so just save your energy and go get laid. K.

Tantalizing and teasing can always take love making to a new level. Don't fall into the same routine and don't get bored with each other in the sack. Make fireworks each time by investing in a few of my toys/potions. So, I will introduce you to this. It's a good investment and something that will lighten your life.

Whooo.....I'm glad that I got this over with. If you know some friends that are nympho's, direct them here. I'm mentally drained now....so I will leave you to dwell on this post. Have fun!
Love,
Sex Diva
"Saving people, one orgasm at a time"
Partygals Specialist

11 comments:

Kel said...

Good thing it's friday because it will take all weekend (maybe longer) to convince the hub to be 'adventurous.' As for the photo...you just wait and see Miss Diva - I've been working on something extra special for you! bruhahahaha
Keep an eye out...I'll drop you a note to let you know when it's up!(I can't seem to turn down a good challenge)
~K

Kathryn said...

I'm sorry I couldn't concentrate on the rest of your post once I read 'anal beads'. I think my brains just exploded. I can just picture my hubby's face with me bringing out the anal beads. HAHAHA!!!! ROFL!!!!!

As for the sexy picture. Um. Not so sure about that one. Pictures are the LAST thing that make me feel sexy. But I will dance all sexy for ya when we go out for a night on the town! No video cameras, please. ;)

Man, am I a prude or what?

Mike Golch said...

Nice award.the rest of this post I'm not going near it.
Hugs and Blessings. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Lilith Silvermane said...

GIRL!!!

We need to talk!
Did you see this??? Please tell me you saw this.

From one Favre fan to another.. WTF!!!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-packers-favre&prov=ap&type=lgns

April said...

I don't think the hubs is the one who would need convincing in this instance...I'm the one who steers clear of all hineys in our household! LOL

LaskiGal said...

Woo hoo!!! Time to get my sexy on. I know there is a way to make belly rolls sexy, I just know it!!!

OK. And the beads . . . wowza. I told my husband reading blogs was educational. And he thought he'd never get anything out of it. Whatev . . .

Kathryn said...

Seriously. Brett Favre???? WTF???

Tara R. said...

You are such a sex warrior! Love it! Thanks for the suggestions. <3

Mr Lady said...

Yeah, and you say I'm funny? :)

DysFUNctional Mom said...

I am thinking I need to go shopping on your links!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Oh and the pic....I swear I'm going to do the pic! But I need to get out of my pj's and brush my hair first. ha ha!