We learned this dance in 1 hour.....not bad, eh???
In a world of crime, horror, sadness, hunger, global warming, dirty politicians, blah, blah, blah.....I like to focus on the torture of my own body. The torture when I do Yoga Booty Ballet. The torture when I try to wrap a leg around my head twice and then jump up and down while rubbing my tummy and patting my head.
But when it comes to dancing, I like to forget about the hostile world and center my world on me and my friends shaking our tails to Nine Inch Nails "I want to F*&^ you like an animal." Because instead of sitting at home watching the news and protecting my ears from all the turmoil we face, like having to sell a appendage for a tank of gas, I like to get down right dirty and look like a overaged, oversized, overugly stripper that would earn wooden nickels if ever given the chance on the pole. But, I did it with my friends and we laughed so hard we trickled pee in our pants, spit because our laughing turned into spastic giggles, and held our tummies because they hurt from laughing too hard. We had a ball. The above video isn't all of the friends that came. Some were to shy to be in the video knowing full well that it would end up on my blog. So, only the brave are shown in the video. In case you are wondering, I am in the pink. The one who's boobs look like oversized basketballs trapped in a bra.
I will do this again....soon. We all decided it will be done again.....soon. And I gotta tell ya....my ass is burning like there is no tomorrow because of this nasty dance. It worked the buttock area pretty damn good.
So, my challenge is for you to try to follow along to our nasty dance, even if you cannot see all of the parts, make some up. At the end of the dance, we were told to just dance sexy. I got confused at first and stood there like a beaver's butt until I realized I was supposed to be dancing sexy. But try to dance nasty, try to dance along. And then tell me all about it. Even if you dance to it in your mind, tell me if you would have felt sexy doing such a dance. And I would die if anyone of you actually video taped yourself doing a similar dance. I couldn't imagine it happening because it would be priceless. Forward this to your friends, the "Sexy Mom's Challenge" and lets see if we can get some great video's or pictures sent our way. Let me know in the comments area if you did this and it is on your blog. I hope to see some firecrackers out there.Only the Brave apply!!!!!