Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Sexy Mom Challenge



We learned this dance in 1 hour.....not bad, eh???

In a world of crime, horror, sadness, hunger, global warming, dirty politicians, blah, blah, blah.....I like to focus on the torture of my own body. The torture when I do Yoga Booty Ballet. The torture when I try to wrap a leg around my head twice and then jump up and down while rubbing my tummy and patting my head.

But when it comes to dancing, I like to forget about the hostile world and center my world on me and my friends shaking our tails to Nine Inch Nails "I want to F*&^ you like an animal." Because instead of sitting at home watching the news and protecting my ears from all the turmoil we face, like having to sell a appendage for a tank of gas, I like to get down right dirty and look like a overaged, oversized, overugly stripper that would earn wooden nickels if ever given the chance on the pole. But, I did it with my friends and we laughed so hard we trickled pee in our pants, spit because our laughing turned into spastic giggles, and held our tummies because they hurt from laughing too hard. We had a ball. The above video isn't all of the friends that came. Some were to shy to be in the video knowing full well that it would end up on my blog. So, only the brave are shown in the video. In case you are wondering, I am in the pink. The one who's boobs look like oversized basketballs trapped in a bra.

I will do this again....soon. We all decided it will be done again.....soon. And I gotta tell ya....my ass is burning like there is no tomorrow because of this nasty dance. It worked the buttock area pretty damn good.

So, my challenge is for you to try to follow along to our nasty dance, even if you cannot see all of the parts, make some up. At the end of the dance, we were told to just dance sexy. I got confused at first and stood there like a beaver's butt until I realized I was supposed to be dancing sexy. But try to dance nasty, try to dance along. And then tell me all about it. Even if you dance to it in your mind, tell me if you would have felt sexy doing such a dance. And I would die if anyone of you actually video taped yourself doing a similar dance. I couldn't imagine it happening because it would be priceless. Forward this to your friends, the "Sexy Mom's Challenge" and lets see if we can get some great video's or pictures sent our way. Let me know in the comments area if you did this and it is on your blog. I hope to see some firecrackers out there.

Only the Brave apply!!!!!

13 comments:

A Buns Life said...

You looked great and it looked like you were really having fun! Your friend in the blue t-shirt can really move too! :)

sltbee69 said...

I'll have to check out the video when I get home. I can only imagine just how fun it was. I like those kind of friendly get togethers (pee in the pants, stomach hurting because your laughing so hard). I'm seriously in need of one of those outings.

krissy said...

The lady in the blue shirt is my daughters dance instructor. That is why I say.....my daughter could possible have a career in pole dancing.

Jen is spectacular and that is why they win awards after awards. I'm lucky to have stumbled upon her.

The cute little chick is a former studen of Jens and is cute as a button and puts us to shame. She's trying out for the Skyforce right now and I think she is too cute for them not to pick up plus....she can dance.

April said...

I was just going to say that your friend in the blue was SHAKIN' IT like a polaroid picture!

You did great! You go, hot mamas! That looked like so much fun!

Kel said...

That looks like fun...now, the guys at work think I've really lost my mind (you didn't specifiy I should not try this at work-I am blonde you know) oh well!

You might just have started a "firecracker dance" to sweep the nation!
~K

OHmommy said...

oh my.... I think I found my answer. I need to do this for me.

mjgolch said...

I just poped in to say Hi and I hope that you had a great day! That's my story and i'm sticking to it,by golly! Hugs and Blessings.

Tara R. said...

You are my new hero! I'm not nearly that brave... just getting my photo taken can bring me to tears. You and your friends are awesome.

Tam said...

Wow! Check you guys OUT! Wow!

Mama Zen said...

That looks like so much fun!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

That looks like ALL kinds of fun!

Sandy C. said...

OMG! I'm so jealous :) That looks like so much fun! I love dance classes. You all look like you're having a blast!

Nickie said...

Oh, that was a fun night. I admit that I was one of the "not so brave on video" gals--trying to protect a bit of my professional dignity! People, especially women, need to always remember to do things for themselves and have fun doing it!