I am having a rough weekend......

Pain in my legs, neck, back, feet, headaches, ass aches......Seriously, even my fricking hair hurts.

You know what I wish though? That the Hot Flashes would actually make me lose weight. I'm sweating.....I look like someone is pissing on my head constantly. Isn't sweating supposed to make you thinner?

Anyway, the meds are making me all google-ga-ga again and I don't know if I should be starting my ass or scratching the dishwasher. It's odd......I feel like a druggie.

Kel....I'm waiting sista.....the rest of you....just put a nice damn picture of yourself on your post and say "To Krissy.....Sex Diva" and I'll be happy. Let's go ladies.....I won't give up and I don't care if you stop coming here because of my hounding......I will still hound you at your blog. So, you don't have a safe place.

I didn't get any hate email over my very anal post yesterday. Surprising. Maybe the prudes decided to take my advice and they are humping like the Humpback Whales right now.

See.....saving the world, one orgasm at a time. You all thought I was kidding. Go back and click on all the links from yesterday or just go to www.partygals.biz and see what fun you could have.

Peace out! I think I'm seeing pink elephants riding motorcycles right now so I should get some shut eye........

Loves and hugs friends!