Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Men Vs. Women

5 Biggest Turn Off's for Women!



5) When a man puts his hand over his butt, farts, and then quickly sniffs his hand!!!



4) Fluffing the covers after he farts is not considered fore play!



3) Standing naked by the bed and twirling his whacker around yelling "Woo-Hoo!"



2) Picking noses, clearing snot out of the throat or staring at the tissue after blowing their nose!



And drum roll................................



1) Proclaiming he is the "King of Shit" after describing how big his loaf was in the toilet!!!!!



Gotta love a man that feels very comfortable around you!!!!





Hey guess what....I'm almost at my 100th post! I guess I have a lot to say!!
My 100 list......um.....we'll have to see about that one!!! :-)

14 comments:

Unknown said...

My 100th is coming up too and I'm really hesitant on doing '100 useless things'...

I wish I could come up with some other fabulous concept for the 100th post :)

Once again, thanks for the giggles!

LunaNik said...

My hubby is so proud of his large loaves that he invites me into the bathroom for a look.

I don't know what more disgusting, that he does this, or that I go and look ;)

Anonymous said...

OMG those are funny (mostly because they are true!)!! Once again I find myself admitting to people I don't even know that I think bodily functions are funny!

Amy said...

Yeah, those would be some definite turnoffs! Fortunately my man is not much of a farter, but he is one HELL OF A BURPER!

Brittany said...

ha ha ha. that was awesome!

Mike Golch said...

Krissy,weel congrats on nearing the 100.Like the photo.smoetimes the feel like I did that as well.
I onlt have 20 more to go to hit my 100,and I only started in Dec 2007.So I guess I have had a lot to say as well. I hope that you and yours had a great day!

Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional said...

I love number 3! I was just explaining to hubby last night, that it's not really something women get excited about......don't ask. ROFL
And Krissy, gas & bm's after Weight Loss Surgery are very interesting. I describe it in great detail to DH. He loves it and asks more questions! We are sick, sick people. LMAO

jess said...

i always know where to come for a good laugh.

thanks, krissy!

Grandy said...

Ooohhh almost at 100? That's great!! You MUST do a special. Mine will be to post 100 comments and provide the linky love back to all of the sites. I have a handful of posts before I get there...but WTF was I thinking?? ;)

OHmommy said...

LOL.

Where do you find these pics?

Congrats on your upcoming 100th

Anonymous said...

Is it bad that #3 doesn't bother me?? If Big D goofs off like that, I can't stop giggling! LOL

Kat said...

Ooooo. I would love to see a 100 list from you! THAT would be entertaining!
My hubby is always describing his poops. Sheesh. To think that I wouldn't allow him in the bathroom with me while I peed when we were first married. Of course, then he saw me poop on a delivery room table and a human being squirt out of me, and after that, peeing didn't sound so bad.
To respond to your comment at my place, I am actually visiting a tanning booth every once in a while. And yes, I feel great for the 15 minutes of peace and warmth I get while I'm in there. My questions is, how do I stay sane for the rest of the 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day? ;)

Nissa said...

Eww. you don't know someone like this, do you, Krissy?

Anonymous said...

This is my favorite post ever!