The smartest kid in the planet........

My daughter is so philosophical. She is a genius, pure genius. She thinks things up that no other has probably ever thought of. For instance: tonight as I was snuggling in bed with her she asked me "Mom, if you were a turd, would you rather be a floater or a sinker?"

I was stunned with the thought she put into this! She would like to be a floater, so that she can "keep" her head above the water.

This proves that she is a thinker, and she will achieve so many things in her life!

She is also the most sentimental girl I have ever seen. She is attached to everything. We were trading in a car one time and she didn't want us too because "this car has so many memories for me!" She rolled some tears and protested! She was devastated when we (her parents) didn't allow a 9yr old to make the decision for us!!!

Today, she told me that she names her poop! Yep, she names it! And she gave birth to a very large one today that she named Bill. Her words were "I'll miss Bill, I'll always remember him!"

What a sweet, loving angel of a girl I have! She wears her heart on her sleeve!!!!

She is rather upset with her father though. He has been in a fowl mood that has required me to cut him off until he decides to be happier. Diva told him as we were eating Chinese "Hey dad, why don't you curl into a ball......that way you could be a crab roll!" I laughed at her remark, her father pouted! We didn't care much though!

So, please don't hate me because my daughter is so intellectual. Remember her name: Diva! You will see her winning the Noble Prize someday!

Don't forget my challenge! You want a picture of my knockers, signed and autographed by me??? You better get on it! I've had lots of requests for these suckers!!!!

Oh, Happy St. Patty's Day! I will wear no green today in hopes that I do get pinched! Yee-haw! I did celebrate this weekend because I am Irish and all, so here is a picture of me "getting my green on!"

We had a slumber party of girls this weekend. That was fun (sarcasm)! As I was eavesdropping, I heard them talking about boobs. They all want big boobs! Nice!!

(notice the token boy, he's our neighbor that loves to play with a bunch of girls!)

And I did go skating this weekend and I'm pretty sure my ass crack has a bruise that looks like a wheel b/c when I fell (one of the many times) right on the wheel and my "hole" was more like a target. If you want to see a grown person cry, this would do the trick! I'll be sitting funny for a few days!!!!!

Watch out for those Leprechauns.......some pinch pretty hard (me!)!!!

Peace out friends! Don't forget to think of your questions for my challenge! Help me out!