Yep, but not from the reason most dirtied minded folks like myself would think of first! Nope, my ass hurts from everyone chewing on it all the time! I must smell of Alpo b/c all the dogs are coming after me now! *Roof-Roof*
You would think that I would enjoy my flab being gnawed off, but really, I don't likey so much!!!
You would think that when I pitch a bitch fit people would say:
"Okay, she's really wigging, maybe we should step away from the girl with the head on fire!"
Noooo.....stupidity must be in the air. It's like influenza and everyone is catching it!
I won't bore your pretty little brains with why my ass is like a tender juicy steak but I will tell you that I've got one foot in the river of "I'm-going-to-kick-your-pansy-ass-so-hard-your-ancestors-will-feel-it-in-their-graves!"
I feel like I'm drowning in the sess pool of life, and I'm the giant turd floating at the top! Sorry, that was raunchy! Even I went Ewwwwww..........
Thanks for all the comments about lovin' my honesty and adoring my screwed up life! I really appreciate that! I really appreciate the attention and support! I appreciate your support even more then my boobies appreciate a good bra! REally, it means that much to me! REally, REally, REally means a lot to me!!!
But if you think I'm gonna sit back and allow filth to ruin my days you are mistaken! I will wipe the filth out and throw them in the trash b/c; well; I'm a vindictive bitchy and I like to cause havoc on my victims. They will wish they didn't live in this part of the world and may pack it up and move like the little rodents they really are! Hmmm...I sorta cheered up a bit by just thinking about it! I should be a bitch more often!
*I think I'll skip the beer tonight*
*and do some sit-ups*
I'll be back soon with a chipper attitude again!