Monday, March 3, 2008

D.I.V.A.

My post yesterday was about everyone in general. The hate mail, and then people who make their lives drama but insist on blaming anyone and everyone else for their disruptive lives! It's typical! But those uglies are not going to hurt me, like I said, they may start something but I'll finish it for them!!!

Today, it's my daughter that is causing me to take my meds with a keg of alcohol. She is such a little shit sometimes!


Yep, this little cutie is causing me distress. Look at her in the above picture.......she thinks she is soooooo cool! She's bellying up to the bar like she doesn't have a care in the world.....
She is a drama queen to the max people! She whines about the silliest of things, she cries about the smallest of things and she exaggerates the ant hills into mountains.


She is also the sweetest thing since gummy worms. She makes me smile and laugh every day! She wears her heart on her sleeve and is a very affectionate, bubbly girl. She is not a girly-girl though.





However......
My child picks her nose, takes books into the bathroom with her and sings while she doo-doo's, farts louder then a ogre, does the covered wagon on her friends, etc........

She has always been this type of girl. My dad was a fire fighter and his fellow firefighters loved, loved, loved my daughter. They would all sit in their recliners and have a farting musical. And they would call me to bring over "Stink" (her nick name) so she could play the tune as well. They encouraged her to pick her nose, pull their fingers, and use the word "poop" in every other word.



Again with the face, the face that tells her momma that she is plotting her revenge on me! We were at my parents house here and she was holding her butt cheeks together because she had to poop. But Rugrats were on and she wasn't about to miss her favorite show. So, Papa spoiled her like always and pulled the potty out to her! She sat there for a half hour....like this!



My sister captured my daughters true self in this picture. Her finger was and still is always up her nose! I do have pictures of recent nose pickings but I don't want to embarrass her that much!

But yet, this is the image I like to think of when I think of my Diva!!!




*Note....the horns were covered by the halo! :-)

17 comments:

Kathryn said...

Those pics are priceless! She sounds like a real firecracker! Wonder where she gets that from! ;)
I'm crying over here. Did ya hear the horrible news????
Brett Favre is retiring.
Waaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

Brittany said...

aw man. Isn't it funny how God makes these little boogers so cute on the outside? I think he did it so that we don't go crazy by their true personalities! haha.

April said...

Sweeeeet pics! Especially that last one!

Kathryn said...

I posted a little tribute.
sniff, sniff
:(

Amy said...

Aww, your diva is precious!
And HOLY HELL, when did Favre announce this? TODAY? Because I had ESPN on all night and didn't hear anything! That's so sad, he was an awesome quarterback! But I totally respect those that go out on their own terms on top of their game!
My sweetie retired last year. Craig Biggio, 2nd baseman, Houston Astros, the love of my life. Damn, going to the ballpark this year is just not going to be the same!

Tara R. said...

Oh yeah... you top my ratings. =) Funny stuff in here. I have an 18 year old daughter, she can be worse than any guy, but she'll never admit it.

N said...

Great pics! You have to remember to go to your happy place in your mind when the Diva gets to diva-ing. I love my happy place, I go there often. Just don't forget to come back!!

Mike Golch said...

The photos are indeed priceless.

Kathryn sat it ain't soooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Huckdoll said...

She's a doll. I'm happy she's not a girlie girl wuss. She'll do awesome in life, I know it :) Great photos - I love the potty one.

retardedrugrat said...

Awesome awesome pics!! She looks sooo precious!!

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

The nose picking never ceases to amaze me. They all do it...thank God they eventually get over it!

Hallie :)

Sandy C. said...

OMG! Those pics are hilarious! I can't get over the legs-crossed on the potty...followed by the nose picking ;)

Love it!!

dawn224 said...

Hahaha. A very well rounded Diva I would have to say :)

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

I just wanted to offer condolences on Brett.

Don Mills Diva said...

I love this post - sounds to me like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

Grandy said...

You don't want to embarass her that much? Ohhh...just you wait cracka mama!! She's going to find this post where you talk to the world (ok reader constituents) about her farts and boogers. ;)

Diva will plot her revenge.

She's adorable!!

♥♥♥ A- Licious ♥♥♥ said...

ohmygosh.

she is goinig to hate you for that posting when she gets older...LMAO

but good stuff - and she is a doll!

ohboy youcrackme UP.

lol

a-licious