D.I.V.A.

My post yesterday was about everyone in general. The hate mail, and then people who make their lives drama but insist on blaming anyone and everyone else for their disruptive lives! It's typical! But those uglies are not going to hurt me, like I said, they may start something but I'll finish it for them!!!

Today, it's my daughter that is causing me to take my meds with a keg of alcohol. She is such a little shit sometimes!

Yep, this little cutie is causing me distress. Look at her in the above picture.......she thinks she is soooooo cool! She's bellying up to the bar like she doesn't have a care in the world.....

She is a drama queen to the max people! She whines about the silliest of things, she cries about the smallest of things and she exaggerates the ant hills into mountains.

She is also the sweetest thing since gummy worms. She makes me smile and laugh every day! She wears her heart on her sleeve and is a very affectionate, bubbly girl. She is not a girly-girl though.

However......
My child picks her nose, takes books into the bathroom with her and sings while she doo-doo's, farts louder then a ogre, does the covered wagon on her friends, etc........

She has always been this type of girl. My dad was a fire fighter and his fellow firefighters loved, loved, loved my daughter. They would all sit in their recliners and have a farting musical. And they would call me to bring over "Stink" (her nick name) so she could play the tune as well. They encouraged her to pick her nose, pull their fingers, and use the word "poop" in every other word.

Again with the face, the face that tells her momma that she is plotting her revenge on me! We were at my parents house here and she was holding her butt cheeks together because she had to poop. But Rugrats were on and she wasn't about to miss her favorite show. So, Papa spoiled her like always and pulled the potty out to her! She sat there for a half hour....like this!

My sister captured my daughters true self in this picture. Her finger was and still is always up her nose! I do have pictures of recent nose pickings but I don't want to embarrass her that much!

But yet, this is the image I like to think of when I think of my Diva!!!

*Note....the horns were covered by the halo! :-)