Apparently, the sky is made up of white goo and berries. Because that is what landed on my hair and dripped onto my face.
Mother Nature isn't the dirty old hag that I once thought she was. I misjudged her. Even though a week ago we got 4inches of snow in April and snow is forcasted for tomorrow as well. This isn't her fault. It's old man winter just being stubborn. That's all. It has to be. And the tornado's that were circling all around us was Mother Nature just showing her awesome beauty. And if we get the rain that we are supposed too, it isn't her fault that I will be the owner of a home with a indoor swimming pool again. Nope, she doesn't mean to cause this harm to me.
Ohhhh.....who the hell am I kidding. That bitch is out to get me and she plays dirty. The wicked woman. I despise the ole hag. I really really do. And the bird pooping on my head was just her way of letting me know that she is still here, present in my life, controlling my days. What a dirtball.
I swear if it snows, I will kick her retarded ass all over the town. I mean it. She messed with the wrong chicky. I am a bull when I am pissed. Ask the poor exec at Target today who got a earful plus some from me. He was aghast at my determination and bull handedness. He knows, don't mess with a menopausal, dizzy, puking, pissed at the world woman.
So, Mother Nature.....bite my ass cheek and make my boobs jealous. Okay. We all hate you right now. Every single South Dakotan wants to burn you at the stakes. So, be afraid, be very afraid.
I need some wine! Dang it!
And for you viewing pleasure.....here are some more pics of my delicious daughter whom is just the cutest thing. Yes, I am her mother so I think she is the best but whatever, she is top notch to me......
Dancing by herself as a precious flowergirl.
A true Papa's girl. Notice the big lug of a dog behind them. That's Lurch....my parents horse....
The loves of my life.....