Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Can the gas pump really screw you up the butt this much?

I have an idea....let's put porn at all the gas pumps so we don't feel like the only one's being screwed. What the hell is up with $4 gallon gas? If the CEO of Exxon were in front of me, I would totally rob him!

I love my car. I have a gold Chrysler 300M and it is my baby. I love this car. Heated leather seats, drives smooth, drives fast, is sleek enough that I get great gas mileage and the engine is so quiet you don't know when it is on. It is paid off, and I refuse to give it up. We considered a more economical car....but I protest and won't get rid of my baby. I even have a name for her...."Hot Shot!" I will drive it until the wheels fall off. Case closed. But I am getting very pissy about the gas prices. Traveling is a thing in the past!

Enough of that! Let me tell you about my weekend. My BFF from Texas was back this weekend. This always spells trouble. We are both crazy gals. Not to mention the other girls that we hang with. So, the girls went our way while the boys played pool. I decided to have a treasure hunt and see if I could get men to give me money. It was fun! I made $65 dollars just by being a drunken fool with big knockers. Is it terrible for me to do this every time I go out? I'm like a stripper that doesn't have to take her clothes off! I think I just found a new career.

I drank a shit load of mudslides, which taste like chocolate malts. This turned into me being drunk off of my hiney. I danced my fool ass off, I'm sure lousy dancing as well considering I fell 5X's by just walking. Then me and my girl decided to try to shimmy up a wall. I got stuck. I had on white pants which are now complete with big green grass stains from my friend having to pull me up the wall. My one friend said "You are definitely the life of the party and I love being anywhere near you!" Ahhhhh! I'm glad I can always make people laugh. It's a gift.

Me and hubby decided to be naughty that night too. We pulled over and had some fun on a dirt road by my in-laws house, where we were crashing. The next day we took it one step further and did it in public, in a wooded park. I felt like a teenager again! It was exciting and adventurous. I challenge you to do the same. Very invigorating.

Tomorrow I am going to paint our bathrooms and work on the basement. Hubs found a different job, thank you God, so he will be working from home. This means we have to get busy. And I am also planning a rummage sell as we have too much shit. Yucky, busy week for me.

I am looking forward to Friday as it is my hubs birthday and we are celebrating big at a bar in Sioux Falls. Last year, he peed in the urinal and puked behind the urinal all at the same time. It was hilarious. But that is about all the fun I have planned for the next month. Otherwise it's all work and no play!

My mood can only be described as "blah" as I am sick of the sickness, but being busy will help. Diva is out of school this Friday so now I have to go into mom "overtime" and try to entertain my needy kid. That or I'll have 4000 children destroying my house. Ugh. I hate school time because I hate homework however, the 8-3:30 break is always welcomed. I do see her spending oodles of time at the pool though, so there is some positives, except for me in a swim suit. That is definitely a negative. Eeekkk!

I'm really going to try to get back to daily commenting but for now I'm trying to deal with my issues. Thanks for all the well wishers, you are all wonderful.

This picture lightened my mood quite a bit, so hopefully it does yours too. I am also planning on my next sex post, which will be a doozy.





6 comments:

Kathryn said...

Yeah for hubby's new job! That is great news! And I'm so glad you were able to get out for a while and blow off some steam. Yeah you!

Brittany said...

Congrats on Hubby's new job!! :)

Love the drunken story. LOVE it.

As soon as I am back from SC...we need to talk about meeting up. I think we'd get into a lot of trouble...which sounds amazing.

sltbee69 said...

Oh you do sound like a blast! I'm glad you got to get out and have some fun. Congrats to your hubby on the new job. I just hope that too much time together doesn't backfire on you.

tattooed mama said...

i want to work at home...hook me up.
see you friday sucka!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Congrats on hubby's new job! At least that's one less stressor (I hope anyway!).
You need to come down here to FL and party with me!

Stacy said...

Sounds like you had quite a fun time! Congrats on your hubby's new job, too. That should be a stress reliever, right?

I have a gas hog SUV, but since I don't drive too much it isn't hitting me hard. Wait until we start traveling around this summer, though. We will be taking hubby's car for those trips. Sorry kids...the car with the DVD is staying home! Take a nap!