I need you all to go to here to SarcasticMom's blog and vote for my boobs. Do it please. Number 14 is mine (meet the twins). This is one time I am going to beg and plead and beg and plead for you to do this for me. For once, I want these titties of mine to do some good for me.
Pass this on to friends, pass this on to enemies, just get my titties the votes.
I don't beg often and never ask for fame......but you know the trouble these melons have given me so they owe it to me.
I love you, please go vote! I'd do it for you! :-)