Okay, Ok, O...K....
That bummer post from yesterday....history!
I don't wanna be a bummer anymore. So, today's post is actually only gonna be about one thing, and one thing only!!!!
You know what I'm talking about........
You know.......the thing I love most.........
Keep guessing.........
Yep! Your right....it's ICE CREAM!
Ha, Ha, Just kidding....you know it's all about sex! But because I have approximately 6min before I head to the grind mill to work again I'm gonna give you one piece of advice today!!!!
I want you to try it tonight, if at all possible, and see how it works for you and your hubs.
Try taking your sex romp outdoors, after the kiddos are snoozing. Either go rock the mini-van, swing from the swing set, or just lay down a nice blanket (where noisy neighbors can't pick....unless you want them too!), drink some wine and then get your sex on.
If that doesn't work, then watch a dirty movie!!! Yep, for all you prudes out there......I said P.O.R.N.
Have fun, gotta go to work!
8 comments:
That cartoon made me literally LOL!
That outside thing....fun stuff. ;o)
When the hubs and I lived in TN, we had a 20 acre cornfield... nuff said.
Outside? It's still cold here. :( the cars are in the garage, though.... hmmm...
Well, if anything, you sure know how to keep your sense of humor in spit of everything! I love that!!!
Great cartoon and even better tips--outdoors and porn, both great tools to get your groove goin'!
Oh how I've missed you miss Krissy!! Love that cracka mama!! ;)
We don't have a fence. And I'm feeling a little old to do it in the bushes these days. ;) I'm always up for a dirty movie, though!
Oh, and My mom's name is Dawn, so that used to be my Dad's joke, too.
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