Way to go!!!! LOL!
Now....do you want to be Firecracker cool like me???? Here are some do's and big fat no-no's!!!!
Well, first off don't call yourself "Krissylicious!" and for God's sake don't sing it at karaoke! For that matter, don't sing Fergie at karaoke!!!! Trust Me~ (or the PussyCat Dolls "Don't cha!")
And don't ever, ever, EVER........
walk with your skirt tucked into your spanx!!!
These are SOOOOOO NOT COOL!
But here are some Krissy moments that I did this week that I find pretty dang cool!
And damn it......I am cool.....so I should know!
1) I plucked that 1inch black hair that was hanging on my chinny-chin-chin!
At least it wasn't growing out of a mole! Or maybe it was.....or maybe it was growing out of a zit.
2) I worked my ass off, came home with feet that felt like they were ran over by a steam roller, and still managed to clean house, take care of whiney 10yr old, have a full conversation with hubby, make supper, take care of mutts, go to bed, etc.
I'll leave out the bitching that spewed out of my mouth.
3) Tripping and almost falling on my face and hearing a lot of this:
"Oh Lord" or "Careful now" or "It's icy there!" (we had sleet yesterday!)
That's cool.......ummmmm....wait! I don't think that is so cool!
Really, I hadn't noticed! I just like doing the "running man" and "moonwalking". What??? It didn't look like that! Awwww.....shucks! But the cool part was me laughing like a lunatic after I made up my own dance moves.
And my favorite moments of the week:
Getting yelled at by losers!
Selling links of love to help a 3yr old with cancer!
Watching and laughing at my daughter while she should me the dance to "Soulja Boy!"
Laughing even harder at the same daughter trying to play golf on Wii!
Getting woke up at 3:30am because our smoke detector's battery was going dead and making little beeps. But the part that woke me up was the dog jumping on the bed, shaking uncontrollably, teeth chattering because she was scared of the "Beep, Beep" noise.
Arguing with my daughter about what a "healthy" snack is and what is so not healthy. And then having to explain to my anal, compulsive, neurotic child that kids only get Alzheimer's (she read an article about children getting Alzheimer's disease) b/c they do not feed their brains the proper nutrition. And then begging her to stop being such a anal, compulsive neurotic child.
What did you do this week? I have 3 whole days off in a row so I can stalk my favorite bloggers! See you soon!