I have used them all. Some I have made up myself! I should have pattened them but whatever. These are my favorites. Then I want you to leave a comment if you have a good name for the wang (made that up...all by myself!) And I am not done with the "Sexy Women Challenge" yet. I am just looking for more supporters.
*Cough, Cough, Subtle Hint You know who you are, Snort, Snort*
And so here we go:
10) The Trojan Bus
9) The stick and balls
8) One Eyed Willy
7) One Eyed Snake
6) Anaconda (my husbands personal favorite and used only for him.....lucky me!)
5) The Long Dong
4) Bat and Balls
3) Rock out with your cock out! (more of a saying I suppose but it's fun anyway!)
2) Super Slippery Schlong or Slip N Slide (only if you are getting ready to slide!)
And of course, the favorite of favs
1) Stinky Twinkie (cream filled)
I will do a funny names for my boobs sometime soon. I have great names for my buddahs.
And so you know, in case you are concerned (only meant with harsh sarcasm for a certain someone and if I haven't personally told you lately that you are a selfish ass, then it isn't you!)
Today my right leg is numb in pain, lower back pain, tolerable to severe stomach issues, shoulder hell and a top notch headache.
But I will be okay...thank you very little (again, sarcasm meant for the bastard or bitch in my life that worries only about themselves. I am not giving any hints as to who it is. Believe me, they know! Oh you sooooo know!)
Husband just came up with a name for his unit: *drum roll please*
Tube steak smothered in underwear!
I suppose I could always use my daughters name for a boys thing.
"That thing that hangs in their underwear! Like that is so totally gross!"
Climbing mountains and fighting demons today. But with a smile on my face and a giggle in my throat! Because with this crazy ass family I have, how could I not???
Now give me some slang for the wang (yep, just made that up! Swear! Piss on me because I am on fire today! WOO-HOO!)
I'm also laughing because I just did spell check and it went haywire with all the slang. Funny to me, maybe not so much to you!
Serious note: Step Father-In-Law is in the hospital with internal bleeding. Blood Pressure was at a scary low once entering the hospital. After 10pints of frozen plasma he is doing much better and the bleeding has stopped. There are still some complications that could be worrisome, so if you like to talk to God would you please say a little "sumthing, sumthing" about him. He is special to Diva and she is worried. Sooooo...please say some prayers with us. His name is Ed. And even though this may offend someone, because I usually do, I really hope you all like to talk to God, because he is a great listener! And he loves you, even if you don't know him. Just spitting this out because I couldn't imagine my life without HIM!