I'm still sick. Let's get that out there right now so maybe more sympathy heads my way.
But I realized that I may just be heading down a road that ends in molten lava. I've gotta stop laughing at other people's downfalls. It isn't appropriate. It isn't Christian like.
Today my friend almost hit a man on a bike. I laughed. I cracked a rib. I stopped breathing. It was funny.
My husband tripped on his own two feet. I spit out my diet soda.
My dog ran into the steps nose first. I was rolling.
My daughter hit her head on the door. I giggled like a schoolgirl.
My other dog slipped on the hardwood floors. I snorted.
And then I sneezed and my head blew up. And I realized that it could be a sign.
And when my daughter laughed at me she got grounded and when my husband snickered he got cut off for a month.
And as they gallivanted around the house doing whatever they wanted while I coughed up my lung and cried like a sissy I came to the conclusion that they don't care that I am ill. And that they carry on with their normal lives and I am left picking up the slack. Then I yelled at them for not helping out and for them to rub my feet and they suddenly wanted to clean the house and cook supper.
And I realized that even though I am sick and going to hell....I still rule the roost.
Dance Puppets...Dance! :-)
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I love it..."dance puppets dance" well if you laughed at all that, then you would have had a real riot if you'd have seen me go down like a ton of brick during my run this afternoon. No it wasn't graceful and yes it hurt - but looking back I would have laughed at me.
Hope you feel better soon!
~K
*hugs* I am sick too.. hacking up a lung, and you made it worse. I laughed at everything you did!
It must be a sick thing, because I found all of that hysterical!
YUCK to being sick~~~ i hope you feel better soon sistah!!!
I have a habit at laughing at the most inopportune times too. It's a nervous reaction that I inherited from my mother. Boy did it piss my hubby off when I first met him, my MIL too. Now there's just used to me. It took her a bit but my daughter is finally starting to get me. I don't mean 'nothing by it, a laugh just comes out.
I hope this weekend you can get all rested up so you can get back to feeling better. As if you don't feel like shit enough as it is. (((HUGS)))
Life is good when you're the Queen!
(I hope you are feeling better soon!)
"But I'm a real boy!"
You are too funny!! Hope you're feeling better.
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