Tuesday, September 23, 2008

You know you are cool when....

  • You sing (or yell really loud to a good song) in your car only to realize the windows are open and people are staring.

  • You trip on a old person's wheelchair because you were in a big hurry and they were not moving fast enough for you.

  • Your husband farts in your face with your mouth open.

  • You stand in front of the mirror and run in place to see how bad the Buddha's bounce up and down.

  • You forget your daughter's friends are over doing homework and you fart loudly and don't realize they are laughing at you until one of them turns green.

  • You carry a large bag of dog food down the stairs and then realize the bag was open and is only half full by time you make it to it's place.

  • Strangers that only know you from other friends call you "Firecracker" or "WildOne" and they actually do not know your real name.

  • You gag loudly at a restaurant while eating lunch with a friend because you found a big piece of gnarly hair in your food that was clearly....NOT YOURS! *gagging now! Ack*

  • You tell your friend that you haven't talked to in a few months that you are pregnant and wait for their funny reaction.

  • Tell your daughters friends that if they don't stop driving you nuts you are going to hang yourself.

  • Get really cool bloggy awards from a terrific friend (Kel) that makes you all giddy inside when you read this:

Krissy @FirecrackerMom - She keeps it down to earth with no sugar coating life. A woman of amazing strength who raises her daughter, is a wonderful wife and juggles the mired of crap life deals her with a fight that I can only envy. She's there to make me chuckle (sometime throw up in my mouth) and plot revenge in the need arises. Thanks for being a friend!

Thank you Kel!

  • And finally...you laugh until you faint because of something like this:


DysFUNctional Mom said...

Nice monkey pic! You crack me up.

Kathryn said...

You are a hoot!
Congrats on your award, girl!

Blessings From Above said...

I know I will ALWAYS come away smiling after I read your blog!

Congratulation on the award...you deserve it!

sltbee69 said...

LMAO! Oh - the forgetting your daughter's friends are over and you get caught farting? That's me but only I know her friend is there and I just DON'T.CARE.

Laski Gal said...

Krissy . . . what is must be like to be you.

That awesome sense of humor and that mind, wowza!