Thursday, September 25, 2008


I am thankful for so much. I know I can be whiny but truly...I am thankful. Obviously, my family, friends, dogs, teachers, GOD, love and so on is top of the list always. But there are little reasons to be thankful for as well.

  • Sex Toys. Like you didn't know I would go there.

  • Dishwashers. Oh sweet Mary...I love my dishwasher.

  • Taco Johns. I worship Taco Johns. The grease is like the cherry on the top for me.

  • Magic Erasers. These miracle sponges amaze me and I cannot clean without them.

  • Medication. I can't even fathom how sucky my life would be without my meds.

  • Fountain Diet Coke. My nirvana.

  • Socks. To cover nasty swamp paddles.

  • Yoga. Breathing. Relaxation.

  • Taco Johns. Mmmmm....greasy. greasy. tacos. I know I already mentioned this. I'm craving it now though so it was worthy of a second bullet.

  • T.V. Shows like Ghost Whisperer. I get lost for an hour watching Ghost Whisperer.

  • Football. I love football. Especially my green team: The Packers!

  • Calculators. I can't remember 6 X 7. I hate math.

  • Spanx. Anything that helps suck in the tummy is a good thing.

  • Toothpaste. I cannot stand raunchy breathe.

  • Tylenol PM. For those nights that sleep is a challenge.

  • Qtips. So I can itch the ear drum.

  • Karaoke. I suck but I have the best time.

  • Garage Sells. I love cheap shit.

  • At home drug tests. I will stock up on those when the time comes.

  • Phone. I should have it surgically attached to my ears.

  • Fans. I wouldn't sleep if it wasn't for my trusty fan.

  • America's Funniest Home Videos. Who doesn't love this show??? Cracks me up.

  • You Tube. So I can watch clips of America's Funniest Home Videos. (click to watch funny shit.)

  • Dancing with the Stars. Max is back this year and looking hot as ever and of course the little cutie Mark Ballas (even though he never looked cuter then when he was with Sabrina, Cheetah Girl Extraordinaire and I Kasharidian!)

And lastly I am thankful that my husbands chest pains are gone. That my medications make me less sad and depressed and in need of a straight jacket and I'm really excited for Wheel of Fortune because I am a POWERHOUSE at that game and want to be a contestant on the show someday (friends week because I don't wanna do it alone!)

This is my Thankful blog. I do like being thankful. And as always...I am thankful for you, and you, and you, and you, and you.........

Love you all....


Kel said...

Glad you are in such good spirits's amazing how when we stop looking at the negative, there really is so much for us to be thankful for. Not everyone can say that...

Have a great weekend!

Tara R. said...

{{hugs}} I agree with so many things on your list. One of the only fun things about visiting the ILs is Taco Johns. We don't have those in FLA. Socks, dishwashers, magic erasers, meds, fountain drinks ... yes, yes, yes! Oh yeah... and YOU!

OHmommy said...

Ha. My kids and I watch AFV on youtube nearly every week. We love it too.

Have a great weekend.

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Our new house has a dishwasher. You can imagine how that thrills me after being without one for nearly a year!!
Our Taco Johns closed down years ago and I still mourn the loss. There is no chimichanga in the world like a TJ's chimi.
And I dearly love my meds, too.

Tara R. said...

(p.s. I have something for you at my place.)

LceeL said...

Tara R. sent you an award. So I thought I would take a look. I have to like a woman who's list of things she's thankful for starts out with sex toys. Oh, yes. I'll be back. being a human sex toy, myself, you know.

LceeL said...

In your comment on my Sunday post, which was lovely, by the way, you said I was her mommy. I made SUCH a mistake when I chose the name for my blog. LCEEL and LouCeeL apparently mean "Lucille" to a lot of people - at least at first glance. It's really Lou C. L., initials of Louis Charles Lohman, who is, I assure you, nobody's mama. That said, I have had to explain this to a LOT of people - so many, in fact, that I have been tempted to change the name of my blog. But I haven't. LouCeeL it is and shall stay. But do come back. Poke around and see if there's anything you like. And have fun. Like I do.

Momisodes said...

Oh this is a great list. I certainly love some of these items as well :) So glad to hear hubby is feeling better.

p.s. I LOVE AFV!

Grandy said...

Great list cracka mamma!! All good things to be grateful for indeed. ;)