Friday, October 24, 2008

Flipping Aye Mother Rucker

I am soooo glad I did not grow up in the 50's or 60's. I've always wanted to live in that era until recently. The movie "Grease" made me want to done a poodle skirt or a pink leather jacket. I wanted to be Rizzo. I wanted to be the bad ass one who thought she was pregnant and sang about my distress in a drive-in movie theater bathroom. Actually, we have a drive-in theater near us....two to be exact. And sometimes I would go into the bathroom and sing a little. Or I fantasize that Sandra Dee is in the car next to me and I just punched her in the pretty little perfect goody-two-shoes head. Yep, I wasn't a Sandra Dee fan. She needed to be screwed bad. Her little prissy attitude was too much for me to handle. I think underneath those ugly clothes there was a slut waiting to get laid.

Moving on...........

But then I played around with a website that you could place your face in a different era. I cannot remember the site.....but it was yearbook something or other. Google it...you'll find it.






I suddenly am very mad at my mother because she would have made me wear this hideous hair-do and ugly glasses. Trust me. She would have done this to me. She was so mean like that.
Why do I feel like crying right now? Or, I remember why. Because I truly think that I have a yearbook picture that resembles this. Now do you believe me when I say my mom was a nasty lady?
I sound like I have pent up anger and I have to say....I do. And I have to vent otherwise it will back up inside me and come out some other way. I was cramping a bit so I figured I better let it out before it comes out my bunghole. Just saying.
If I wasn't a lazy slob I would google this website myself. But I am in fact a lazy slob today. Have fun.

9 comments:

Kat said...

Hahaha!!! You freaking crack me up!
I always thought (and so did all my friends) that I should have grown up in the 50's. Although I most closely related to Sandra Dee. Sorry, I was a prissy, goody two shoes. You probably would have wanted to kick my ass. But truth be told, there is a little bit of Rizzo in me too.
And I can SO see you as Rizzo! ;)

Patois said...

Oh, I did that little deali-o awhile ago. I could never get my face screwed on right, so they looked even worse.

Nickie said...

Ha, ha--that first picture looks like my Aunt's senior high school picture. Makes me laugh!

☼ ♥ Dog Mom ♥ ☼ said...

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DysFUNctional Mom said...

Mama Kat does that to pictures on her blog and it is HILARIOUS! I gotta admit, neither of those styles flatter you AT ALL!

Kel said...

hahaha - the picture with the glasses cracks me up. Don't hate the mother for making you wear them - weren't glasses cool back then, I mean they were the 'instyle' kind right??
:)

Have a great day!
~K

April said...

ROFL!! Oh my goodness this is HYSTERICAL!! I totally need to try that with my own picture LOL

sltbee69 said...

LMAO! That last one looks like you have a geri curl going on!

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I have to say, I love the coke rimmed glasses! Great look - NOT!