Yet. I am restless. I am bored. I'm depressed for no good reason. I should be outside enjoying my weather. But I don't wanna. I could be cleaning my house with the windows open. But I don't wanna. I could go for a walk while jamming to my ipod. But I don't wanna. I could be shopping. But I feel guilty. I could be cleaning out the garage. But hell no. I'm blogging. But truthfully, I don't wanna.
I'm in a mood where nothing will make me happy. So. I turned to my friends. I sent out a text that read:
"Dear Friends. I am bored and restless. And because you are my friends you have no choice but to hear me whine. Trust me. I've heard you whine a thousand times before too so it is time to repay. Pity me."
I'm not dumb enough to think that there would be a pity party for me. I tried deeming today "Krissy-Pa-Looza" knowing full well it would be more like "Krissy-gets-Poopedon". But it was worth a shot. Here are just a few of my replies.
From: Friend A
"I'm tired and don't wanna work so shut up. Go clean my house."
Fine. Just fine. Fine.Fine.Fine. I need new friends. (she totally knows I'm kidding.)
From: Friend B
(She has been my BFF since middle school. I'm used to her abuse.")
I'm deeming you a monkey's ass.
Her response back:
Good. Go get me some banana's.
My response back:
I'll get you banana's alright and shove them up your butt hole.
From: Friend C
"Go get your eyebrows waxed because I have been noticing a uni-brow growing on your forehead.
I like having a Caterpillar on my forehead. It keeps my eye's warm.
From: Friend D
"Life is a box of chocolates, so go eat some."
I'm on a freaking diet but thank you for making me hungry now.
From: Friend E
"You are such a idiot."
You need a cat scan.
From: Friend F
"Here's your pity. Piss off."
Wipe my ass! Nut lick-er.
(another long time friend and this is normal.)
From: Friend G
"Krissy. Stop your depression or I will smack you upside your head. Do you understand me? Now go give your hubby a BJ"
You are such a crappy friend. And what fun is servicing him for me????? Duh
There were more words said. Finally I text them all and said.
"You all suck eggs. Boo.Too.You. I need new friends....ASSES. :-)"
And they all responded back with:
"We love you. You always make us laugh. You are hilarious. What would we do without you?"
So. Even though I needed the pick-me-up.....I made them all happier. You are probably thinking that I should feel good about making them have a better day and YOU.ARE.WRONG. I want to be the happy one today.
Well. Actually. I'll tell you that it was fun. So. It did make me happy. But I am not telling them that. And actually. I am so damn lucky to have these geeks in my life.
Here's my favorite pic of the week. It is my daughter. And I took the shot. She is my guinea pig. But a cute one.