Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Greetings from the dropout blogger.


(For your amusement....the shorter chick on the right with purple and pink hair is me. At a JONAS BROTHER concert trying to molest one of the brothers with my daughter, niece and sister. Boo.Yah.)




I am so lame. I am disgustingly lame. It is....er...disguisting.
I'll give you a quick glimpse into the life of a ADHD, sometimes OCD and always a PMSing chick.




  • My summer has consisted of water parks, pools, and huge wedgies from my too tight bathing suit. Eh. I love my fat, dimpled butt. It has started to take on a personality of it's own lately. And sometimes it whistles. Hardy.Harr.Har.


  • My daughter is still in a very disturbing stage. Not yet menstruating however having disruptive mood swings like....well....her menopausal mother. Some days it is nothing but a recipe for disaster in this household. Me having hot flashes like a crack addict and my daughter bitching out. Oh.Joy. And it hasn't been proven yet however I do believe my husband has a vagina too. Blah.


  • We are buying a business. I cannot release details as we are still gagged with a confidentiality agreement but we are going to be business owners soon. And I am shitting eggs.


  • I bought a coach purse (one of a few...unbeknown st to my spouse.) and the shitting thing already started tearing when it was only a month old. That pissed me off and I am currently sharing not.so.nice words with Coach. It tickles me pink. I kinda like to argue.


  • I should have a master degree in counseling by now considering I have put in my hours of work with the deranged.



To be continued........

10 comments:

Kel said...

Welcome back to the world of blogging and todays host is Random Missing FM.
:)

Ha Krissy - glad to see nothing much has changed with you - miss your humor around the blogosphere, but will settle for facebook. Good luck with the business!
~K

Tara R. said...

Doing my happy dance... I've missed you!

Love the pic, you all are so awesome.

Good luck with the new business and the hormonal teen.

Patois said...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! You saw the Jonas Brothers? SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

That so beats my Kelly Clarkson with the girl and her BFF two summers ago.

A Buns Life said...

Good to see your are still alive and kicking! :)

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